My idea of exercise consists of two things — walking to the fridge to retrieve food and then walking back to the fridge to put it away. This whole parkour obstacle course thing would be a death sentence for me. I’ve fallen down in the shower…sober! Now you want me to balance on a bouncy ball as a means of working out?! F*ck outta here!
Pretty freakin’ intense, huh? I’ve seen obstacle courses designed for rats that are less intense and they’re basically better, smarter versions of humans! Again, kudos to Andri — then again, he’s 19. At 19, I could drink a beer, run a mile, and write a college paper at the same time. Nowadays I get sleepy watching commercials for Lunesta. Ah, the youth really is wasted on the young.